January 2012
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December 2011
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I've spent the majority of the past two days on...
I’ve even set the DVR to record episodes while I’m sleeping/cuddling with French Bulldogs.
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parking issues
Me (driving Casey's car): None of these fuckers know how to park their cars.
Casey: Why didn't you just park in the spot my car was in?
Me: Because the car next to it is on the line.
Casey: You mean yours?
Me: ...
Casey: How do you feel about calling yourself out like that?
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November 2011
Black Friday Shopping for the first time ever
Dad: people have been camping in front of Best Buy for a week.
Me: that’s the problem with people, they don’t celebrate holidays for the right reason. Thanksgiving is about slavery and stealing land and food, not cheap electronics.
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October 2011
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the weather is beautiful, all of the windows are...
I can’t decide if I want to spend the day in bed reading (Nick Hornby’s How To Be Good) or playing Pokemon since I just found my Pokemon Diamond that has been missing for over a year. Life is full of tough choices.
I'm working on my screenplay for the first time in...
I fell way too far behind on this, pushed it to the back of my mind and worried about other things too much. I forgot how much writing can clear my mind. Now I’m relaxing, and writing. I feel really good about this, and inspired for the first time in a while.
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September 2011
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Job Hunting
Me: Oh my God, my dream production company has an entry level job position they posted today... in New York City. I could be a receptionist for Focus Features!
Casey: You sound so sad for not being able to be a receptionist.
Me: It's for Focus Features!
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August 2011
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The moment when your boss informs you that you're...
And that one of the other interns is really creepy.
I need to stay away from craft services.
Every time I walk past I just want to stuff my face with all the food.
It's the first day of my internship
I’m on set, and now have no clue as to where I’m suppose to be.
Just landed an internship with MTV!
I’ll be working on “The Inbetweeners,” and I start Tuesday!
Who has two thumbs, just completed a final exam,...
This guy!! Fuck yeah.
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stressful week
Me: I just have high anxiety this week.
Casey: There is a lot going on, a job interview, waiting to hear from internships, you have finals tomorrow, graduation saturday, you're in the process of moving-
Me: I need a haircut.
Casey: And that's the straw that breaks the back?
July 2011
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Avocados
Me: Momo, do you like avocados?
Momo: Yeah.
Kristen: she really doesn’t, look at her face.
Momo: I really do, but I just put a tampon in and it feels weird.
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so remember that time I accidentally ran into...
at least she accepted my apology with a smile.
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Me: Don't leave, I drove here to hang out with you.
Bri: You live here!
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I'm helping Casey and his roommate move today
We are picking the Uhal up from a gas station (?) complete with bongs, pipes, and porn surrounding the counter, not to mention the sketchiest customers. One guy was giving us a lesson on pipes while we wait. This can’t be real life.
June 2011
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I got a guest positive at work today
Me: [An older lady] said I was very enthusiastic, cheerful, she loved my smile, and that she even bought more items because she just loved being around me.
Grandma: It is always nice to be around you when you're in a positive mood.
Me: I'm always a bright little ray of sunshine.
Grandma: Don't call me and waste my time by lying to me.
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