June 2012
“it’s eleven at night. Why is my mom still awake and liking the drunk...”
– Hannah, it’s her 21st, I’m documenting the night.
May 2012
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Fuck you, So You Think You Can Dance
for having me laugh at and make fun of a performer, and then revealing that he’s autistic. The editor is a douche bag.
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Mission: Possible
Casey: We're looking for Jenna's phone.
Jenna: Zac and Christina are the only people who can ever find my phone.
Me: did you check the couch cushions?
Jenna: Yes.
Me: The bathroom?
Casey: Yes.
Me: [checking the couch cushions] all of the couch?
Casey: That part [points to the far corner]
Me: .... what about this part? [holds up Jenna's phone from under a cushion]
Jenna: I told you he'd find it.
Casey: Hufflepuffs are finders.
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Plane tickets to NYC have been purchased!
Casey and I are flying up in June to start apartment hunting and getting our grips on the city. Less than three months until we move there, and I can’t fucking wait!
April 2012
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Sony Pictures Reimagining 'Sabrina The Teenage... →
No. Stop, just stop it Hollywood.
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Desperate Housewives
*Susan is shown a child's paintings and a check books
Kristen: This means Mike has a child, he's paying monthly child support.
Me: Not necessarily, it could be his sister's child that he is helping support.
Kristen: Does he have a sister? Why would he keep that a secret?
Me: Maybe the child is special ed? Although those paintings are-
Both of us: too good to be special ed.
Me: We are awful people.
Kristen: This is why we're friends. Don't post this online, I'm a teacher.
March 2012
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Casey got accepted into grad school at NYU!!!
New York City here we come! Now to get through the next four months in Orlando!
February 2012
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January 2012
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December 2011
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I've spent the majority of the past two days on...
I’ve even set the DVR to record episodes while I’m sleeping/cuddling with French Bulldogs.
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parking issues
Me (driving Casey's car): None of these fuckers know how to park their cars.
Casey: Why didn't you just park in the spot my car was in?
Me: Because the car next to it is on the line.
Casey: You mean yours?
Me: ...
Casey: How do you feel about calling yourself out like that?
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November 2011
Black Friday Shopping for the first time ever
Dad: people have been camping in front of Best Buy for a week.
Me: that’s the problem with people, they don’t celebrate holidays for the right reason. Thanksgiving is about slavery and stealing land and food, not cheap electronics.
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October 2011
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the weather is beautiful, all of the windows are...
I can’t decide if I want to spend the day in bed reading (Nick Hornby’s How To Be Good) or playing Pokemon since I just found my Pokemon Diamond that has been missing for over a year. Life is full of tough choices.
I'm working on my screenplay for the first time in...
I fell way too far behind on this, pushed it to the back of my mind and worried about other things too much. I forgot how much writing can clear my mind. Now I’m relaxing, and writing. I feel really good about this, and inspired for the first time in a while.
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September 2011
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Job Hunting
Me: Oh my God, my dream production company has an entry level job position they posted today... in New York City. I could be a receptionist for Focus Features!
Casey: You sound so sad for not being able to be a receptionist.
Me: It's for Focus Features!
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August 2011
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The moment when your boss informs you that you're...
And that one of the other interns is really creepy.
I need to stay away from craft services.
Every time I walk past I just want to stuff my face with all the food.
It's the first day of my internship
I’m on set, and now have no clue as to where I’m suppose to be.
