This is how excited I get when riding the Tea Cups at Disney World

This is how excited I get when riding the Tea Cups at Disney World

How are we even related?

How are we even related?

I’ve spent the majority of the past two days on the couch watching ‘Tabitha’s Salon Takeover.’

I’ve even set the DVR to record episodes while I’m sleeping/cuddling with French Bulldogs.

Getting into the Holiday spirit before road tripping to North Carolina for the holidays.

Getting into the Holiday spirit before road tripping to North Carolina for the holidays.

education must come first

education must come first

Frosty got white girl wasted

Frosty got white girl wasted

parking issues

  • Me (driving Casey's car): None of these fuckers know how to park their cars.
  • Casey: Why didn't you just park in the spot my car was in?
  • Me: Because the car next to it is on the line.
  • Casey: You mean yours?
  • Me: ...
  • Casey: How do you feel about calling yourself out like that?
Casey and I spent the entire day moving into our new one bedroom apartment! No more roommates! But our bodies hate us. We moved EVERYTHING in one day. Thankfully we did receive some help later in the evening!

Casey and I spent the entire day moving into our new one bedroom apartment! No more roommates! But our bodies hate us. We moved EVERYTHING in one day. Thankfully we did receive some help later in the evening!

This just happened. Best text ever?

This just happened. Best text ever?

Black Friday Shopping for the first time ever

Dad: people have been camping in front of Best Buy for a week.

Me: that’s the problem with people, they don’t celebrate holidays for the right reason. Thanksgiving is about slavery and stealing land and food, not cheap electronics.