I’ve spent the majority of the past two days on the couch watching ‘Tabitha’s Salon Takeover.’
I’ve even set the DVR to record episodes while I’m sleeping/cuddling with French Bulldogs.
parking issues
- Me (driving Casey's car): None of these fuckers know how to park their cars.
- Casey: Why didn't you just park in the spot my car was in?
- Me: Because the car next to it is on the line.
- Casey: You mean yours?
- Me: ...
- Casey: How do you feel about calling yourself out like that?
Black Friday Shopping for the first time ever
Dad: people have been camping in front of Best Buy for a week.
Me: that’s the problem with people, they don’t celebrate holidays for the right reason. Thanksgiving is about slavery and stealing land and food, not cheap electronics.








